ScoutNet UK Caption Competition

Welcome to the fourth ScoutNet UK Caption Competition! This picture was taken at Hampshire Venture 2 and shows the 'the universily challenged' from one of the evenings' activities..

Here are some of the best suggestions we received!

"why are we wearing these stuip outfits for? They do nothink for my figure"

"The GSL wine is very strong"

"Are you sure the lashing's secure this time??"

"See that bird up there, look what it's done on our heads"

"What was that you said, The Scaffolding poles loose ??""

"So... you said you want to become a Scout?"

"Keep going lads. Only two more years before we break the world record for the longest and most boring competition!"

"Erm, havn't we been up here for a long while? They must be running out of good photos at Scoutnet!"

"Who said WoodBadge staffing was difficult?"

"Is this all you have to do for a Wood Badge guv"

"EEY BAH GUM, NOWT CHANGES, SCOUTS REALLY WILL DO ANYTHING"

"We'll die of old age before this competition's judged"

"Knees are good... Ebeneezer are good (song?)"

"and for 10 points "what year was head dress reviewed in the Scout Movement?""

"Bye 'eck - 11 months and they still aven't judged t' competition yet! "

"Eye lad, do you remeber the old days"

"For the County Commisioners AGM we have decided to raise standards this year following complaints."

"do you reckon that tent will stay up? Shold we help.... or have another beer? Beer wins!"

"I told you wearing nappies on our heads would not make us smarter"

"now where's my hanky ?"

""What?, Cheers... We thought you said Beers!!""

"we just did this because we couldnt think of a decent sketch for our groop show"

"Back in my days, our father beat us every day and we have to live in a shoebox... A shoebox? Luxury.. All we had was a gutter.. (C) 19?? Monty Python Well all"

"We are der management...huh! huh!"

"We are the boys..... Yhe boys to entertain you"

"Will going blonde make us as dumb as all those Guides?"

"Was that a bad sound check .... or just wind"

""OK Here's the starter for Ten..." "...Hold on Paxman, I thought the food here was free""

"If we hold our heads at this angle these hats ought to hold our brains in! OK!"

"Who put up the scaffolding?"

"Do you think we look silly enough to make it on that ScoutNet Caption Competition ???"

"From left to right: Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po
Anonymous
- Monday, July 27, 1998 at 14:33:41 (BST)

"HIYA DADDY!!"

"don't turn around now but are they aliens behind us?"

"England fans can't believe the result on the big screen"

"'Pass'"

"Do you think we look spicy enough for Gerri to want to join us?"

"T'warrant committee decision: "Nah! He'll never make a leader, doesn't look silly enough""

"So who's turn is it to get the beers in then!!!"

"What do you mean, we will be parents of future Beavers one day?!!"

"Do you think that plane is coming straight ar us!"

"Hey look at our new fashion accesories"

"The Joys of Camping : Illustrated Edition. Picture 3. Venture Scouts: Wearing survival hats."

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- Wednesday, May 06, 1998 at 15:07:04 (BST)

"I ain't gonna drink, I ain't gonna smoke, I ain't gonna ohhhh..... I wouldn't Dare!"

"when i was just a little boy i asked my mother what would i be, will i be famous lalalala youl have to wait and see"

"...and here we was visit the dentist..."

""...and the results from the panel for Sonia representing Great Britain in the Eurovision Song Contest......oh...oh dear.""

"We aint gonna get up and lose our chairs and besides, if we sit here long enough, someone will bring us something to eat."

"when was last orders? I didn't hear last orders, did YOU call last orders? maybe these stupid hats are affecting our brains."

"Whats that stuck to your eye? Oh it`s a camera "

"My brain hurts!"

"The 1998 World Cup Commentators"

""Oi who`s that amercian chick behind the camera man I dont tink I seen `er before. Have ya?""

""Somebody forgot to light the latrine lantern last night and they found the trail that went to the bottom of the steep bank!""

"Hmmmm...Are you sure they are not Irish?"

"Who's idea was it for all of us to wear shorts?"

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- Monday, March 30, 1998 at 11:25:23 (BST)

"And here is the vote of the Hampshire jury - dooze pwan!"

"good looking beavers"

"and the next item on the agenda of the Uniform Sub-comittee is???"

"The Illustrated POR. Rule 39ii The District Appointments sub-Committee"

"Now..which Kim has the best lookin' leg in the jungle?..ShereKhan....is lickin' his lips!"

"'ere!! See that man with that camera? I hope he doesn't send that picture he's taking to scoutnet UK!!!"

"Hear no evil See no evil Speak no evil Emmm....."

"The Queen Scouts who never made the parade"

"A typical English scout pub "

"The new face of Scouting"

""The new National Venture Scout Team""

"Where's me dinner Mum?!"

"So, what ARE we doing here then?"